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i found out on friday that i most likely will not be deployed.
see, this is how it is--im a reservist with my station at Fort Detrick in Fredrick, MD. me and this other marine here in pendleton are in the same unit and weve been hearing rumors about our unit being deployed. and yknow how much i hate rumors. so after finally getting the number for the unit, i called em up and talked to a sergeant and asked what was up.
sergeant told me that the units getting mobilized to the west coast for their work up training on august 1st. they train for 6 months on their work up and then a 6 or 7 months in afghanistan. buuuut, i graduate the Infantry Training Battalion on july 27th. im not 100% sure on what date, but after i graduate i move down the street to the Light Armored Vehicle School and then im there for 6 weeks. so that means well be missing a good portion of their work up. plus, they only need 140 marines to fill their quota. so on those two notes, i most likely will not be deploying with them. in which case ill be reporting to my unit normally and doing my regular monthly reservist duties.